Saturday, 3 January 2015

Election Palaver

Ok I saw this News on +9aijaflux and I decided to repost.

" News breaking out of INEC Headquaters at Abuja reveal that
plans are being made to postpone the elections scheduled to hold
in February next year to November of the same year in order to
allow the major actors in the election get ready for the polls on
all sides.
According to INEC Chairman, Professor Attahiru Jega, “We have
received multiple complaints from the parties contesting the
polls, particularly APC and PDP that there is hardly enough time
for their candidates to sufficiently prepare for the elections
scheduled to hold on February 14.
For example, PDP complained that President Goodluck Jonathan
needs more time tpo spend his 21 billion Naira while in office
without being disturbed by EFCC. This is very understandable, as
the immunity clause that applies to the president empowers him
to act outside the probe of investigation.
PDP also complained that President Goodluck Jonathan needs
more time to look for and appoint a Campaign Director, especially
given the fact that MAVIN Boss Don Jazzy recently refused the
offer to be his Campaign Director. The President can’t effectively
prepare for the elections without a Campaign team. I am
personally recommending and suggesting that the President
appoints Banky W to head his campaign team.
APC also complained that their Vice Presidential candidate
Professor Yemi Osibanjo needs more time to dye his hair into a
presentable format. We all know that his hair is not electorable
enough, and APC needs to do something about it. They also
complained that Buhari needs more time to complete his medical
check-ups abroad, and he has not even gone for any.
Therefore, in view of the above reasons advanced by the two
major political parties, the elections hereby stand postponed till
November."

Is this a joke ?

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